Hello. I'm Carl Vernon.
BS comes in all different shapes and sizes. You can roll it in glitter, but it's still turd.
Over the years, I've had plenty thrown at me. So much so that I've built up an immunity to crap. I can spot it a mile away. It surrounds us, propped up and spread by narcissism, ignorance and stupidity.
You've got to preserve your sanity while navigating through the madness. Laughter is nature's medicine, and clown planet is the gift that keeps on giving! If I didn't laugh, I'd shout, spit and swear even more than I do now. Check out my live events.
My videos have had over 150-million views. I mostly post about current affairs, cringe, hypocrisy and stupidity.
I write books on the subjects I'm most passionate about. As a bestselling author, my books are sold internationally and have been translated into fifteen different languages. Not bad going considering I left school at sixteen and didn't pay much attention.
You could say the indoctrination didn't hit me quite as hard.
ta ta,
Carl
BS comes in all different shapes and sizes. You can roll it in glitter, but it's still turd.
Over the years, I've had plenty thrown at me. So much so that I've built up an immunity to crap. I can spot it a mile away. It surrounds us, propped up and spread by narcissism, ignorance and stupidity.
You've got to preserve your sanity while navigating through the madness. Laughter is nature's medicine, and clown planet is the gift that keeps on giving! If I didn't laugh, I'd shout, spit and swear even more than I do now. Check out my live events.
My videos have had over 150-million views. I mostly post about current affairs, cringe, hypocrisy and stupidity.
I write books on the subjects I'm most passionate about. As a bestselling author, my books are sold internationally and have been translated into fifteen different languages. Not bad going considering I left school at sixteen and didn't pay much attention.
You could say the indoctrination didn't hit me quite as hard.
ta ta,
Carl
